A man kept manspreading into my plane seat for hours—when he returned from the restroom, he shouted, “What the hell did you do?!”

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And 4C itself, which I have described as a seat and which was not a seat.

It is the front pair of the cabin. There is about eleven inches more legroom and the pair is two rather than three, and there was nobody in 4A.

So for four and a half hours I had two seats to myself with my bag on one of them and my hip straight out.

Twice what I had been fighting for.

A woman spent four hours arguing about eight inches of seat and was then given, free, about three feet of it — because she had made a noise at the right moment.

And I knew that at the time. I worked it out at about the second gin.

And what I felt, sitting in two seats at the front of that cabin, was not satisfaction.

It was that I had got away with something.

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