I Gave a Speeding Ticket to a Woman Who Wrote the Law I Was Citing

The radio went quiet for a full five seconds. Then the dispatcher came back on, his voice a full octave higher.

“Son, that sticker is the base access credential for the Judge Advocate General’s office. The woman you just gave a speeding ticket to… she literally wrote Article 15 of the UCMJ. She’s not confused. She’s the…”

The Part Where I Started Sweating

He cut out for a second. Static. I tapped the radio like that does anything.

“She’s the what, dispatch?”

“She’s Colonel Dorothy Thornton. Retired. JAG Corps. Forty-one years of service. She was the lead drafter on the 1983 revision of the non-judicial punishment provisions. The ones every base commander in the country still uses.”

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