A man kept manspreading into my plane seat for hours—when he returned from the restroom, he shouted, “What the hell did you do?!”

One go in forty.

And the christening, which is the reason I was on that aeroplane and which has about four minutes in this account and should have more.

Nancy was eleven weeks old on the eleventh of October, 2025.

I had not met her. Stuart and Keela are out there for his work and it had been nine months since I had seen either of them, and I had been counting since the July.

And I held that baby for the first time at about two o’clock on the Saturday, in a church hall, and it is the reason I had got on a plane at sixty-one on my own for the first time since Ken died.

And by about half past three I was telling nine people about a man in a half-zip.

Ninety minutes.

I had waited eleven weeks to hold my granddaughter and I was into the aeroplane story by half past three, with a drink in my hand, doing the crisps and the voice.

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